Saturday, February 7, 2009

You Be the JUDGE!!!!


I often think men have NO CLUE when it comes to the balancing act that women do on a continuous basis----you all know what I am talking about---and this is in no way a 'bash' of Men---because I do have a few in my life--and honestly, love them like I do---they are still clueless-----However the facts are plainly starring me in the face DAILY---me---I roll with the day---something may mess with my plans---I go around it or I get my gear on and TACKLE it--head on---and sometimes without padding---yes---it's true----now yesterday I figured out that my tiny brain can only process so much information at a time--and when there is too much on my mind---disaster is looming-----yes--also true---so YESTERDAY I get UP and I am ready to face the day----I do what most people do in the mornings---scratch my head---pull up my jammy bottoms and somber down the seemingly LONG hallway to the coffee maker---I pour a cup---add my yummy creamer and somber back down the hallway---THEN I go in to the bathroom---that's where we keep our toothbrushes--weird heh?---true----and in the drawer--there are usually two tubes that are eerily similar on the OUTSIDE---but not so much on the INSIDE---one is Sensodyne toothpaste and the other is Monistat---say no more-----now the Sensodyne happened to take a walk downstairs because the basement dweller had ran out of her own toothpaste---leaving the other tube WIDE open for usage of the wrong 'area'----I am glad to report---that 1. I will no longer have to worry about ever getting a yeast infection in my mouth and My friend Karen said ---lovingly through her laughter--itchy teeth 2. If that were to have happened to my husband----well----back to the main theme here---he would have been clueless and he would have said---and I quote----'I really don't like that new toothpaste---please don't get that anymore---I like the minty kind----oh ABSOLUTELY he would-----ABSOLUTELY CLUELESS! Soooo did you notice how I diverted you to think this was about MEN??? Ya---who really is the Clueless one here---I mean REALLY!

17 comments:

Brenda, Rusty Creek Primitives said...

LMAO!!!

Deb's Country Crafts said...

OMG!!!! That is hysterical! What was Allie thinking taking your toothpaste, lol! Funny stuff girl! Thanks for the laugh. Your dolls are adorable too, hope they sell really quick for you for lots of moola! Enjoy your weekend. I am headed downstairs to remove everything from my craft room so I and Gordy of course can remodel it. It sucks to have that to do instead of working on crafts but I'm gonna LOVE it when it is done. I'm so sick of being SOOOOO embarrased for someone to see my workspace. Hugs, and love!

The Creator's Touch said...

from the point of view of another man, i would have to agree, i prefer the minty tasting one too! just laughing along and saying hi! you never fail to keep me in stitches!! great items in your store, i love them!

Cat Nap Inn Primitives said...

Oh Renee, you are too funny..and mine would have been the same I think too...Just be glad it wasn't hemroid medicine as your mouth would have puckered and you couldn't have even got a jelly bean through it..LMOL!...you are a hoot..oh I gave my next door neighbor her soap..she got the chocolate one...and just LOVED IT!!!..both of our bathrooms smell so yummy..mine in candy cane and the hubbys like chocolate expresso...:) have a good weekend and I hope your mouth is back to normal...guess you don't have to worry about any type of infections...:)

Sue said...

Funny, Funny....I did potty this time before I read your post...
Hugs
Susie

BirchBerry Farms said...

Iknow Bren I know---it aint's easy bein meeee!!

Thanks Deb---have fun straightening out your area---that is the best part of all of it--when it comes together in organized BLISS!

Hey Patrick---thanks for stopping by---you man you---LOL

Oh Gina---I am so glad you like the soap---it is 'dual duty'!

Susie---great idea going potty FIRST heehee---you are a HOOT!

Shelley said...

Tears are streaming down my face!! TOO FUNNY! You are a hoot! Thanks for the story! It made my morning! I can not wait till Larry gets home so I can read it to him! He loves all your stories too! He will get a kick out of this one!

Shelley

Phillane E'lee said...

OMG sugar I am so very sorry. But the benefits out weigh the risks. LOL At least your mouth is now germ free and hubby can kiss away.
Hugs,Pea

tattered 'n torn prims said...

Is it the kind that stays put....even with activity?????? LMAO!!!!! Now how white are your purly whites??????

Stace

Olde Tyme Marketplace said...

I can't even hardly type!!!!! That one is priceless and yes I will be repeating this one to friends!
Thanks for the laughs!
Beth

The Creator's Touch said...

thanx for the link and the comment girl! thats good for three entries in my drawing! good luck!

My Big Mouth said...
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My Big Mouth said...

Lol!
Too funny!
I had to read it to my hubby,who I might add should form a club with your hubby..lol.
I happened upon your blog from Rabbit Hollow Prims.
Your dolls are fab!
I have been making (boring)cloth dolls for several years but only recently started experiment with painting them or needle sculpting them.

Doreen said...

You ALWAYS...ALWAYS make me laugh my dear friend..LOL...you are so right though..men are clueless..I hate to say that..but them it comes to certain things...they are...i guess they probably think the same of us on certain subjects...but whatever...lol

Big hugs,
D

Sara's Sweet Surprise said...

I've just strolled in for my first visit. While reading this....I got a flashback of a woman who was suing over the fact the KY Jelly she'd spread on her toast,didn't taste like jelly. She preferred her preserves with more of a fruitier flavor!! Thanks for the laugh!

Sweet Wishes,
Sara

nanny*goat*primitives said...

OMG Renee! I can hardly see through these tears of laughter. Love your crazy adventures!

Deanna :)

Maggie said...

Oh my goodness Renee.... I almost peed my pants..... no really .... I think I did......

Life is a funny thing and I bet most of us have a story or two to tell if we only had the guts to put it out there.... Bless you for putting it out there for us to have a good ole belly laugh. My husband will get a big kick out of this one. He is always asking about your antics..... he loves to read your stories as do I.....

Have a great day sweetie and I will talk to ya later!!!

Blessings Maggie
Cedar Hill Rustics